Englimatics


the science of combining english and mathematics to solve problems. using each subject as a bridge to learn the other.
to englimatize basic mathematics, think of +, -, x. / as verbs. they are the action words in math problems. the ‘numbers’ are the ‘nouns’. students should always begin by identifying the nouns and the -ssociated verbs to understand what ‘actions’ need to take place.

when writing an essay or doing math homework, look for the connecting englimatics to make both -ssignments easier to complete.

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