english crumpet
pinning somebody down on their back and holding their arms down while another person drops his pants and rubs his -n-s and t-st-cl-s on the pinned person’s face
“you better back off or we’ll give yo -ss the english crumpet”
person 1: “why is he puking?”
person 2: “because that boy just got an english crumpet”
the act of eating a crumpet out of a p-ssy
he had an english crumpet for breakfast
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