englishman
someone who lives on an island in the north sea governed by scots.
yesterday’s british overlord is today’s wretched englishman, a slave to his own political apparatus.
englishman- a stuck up sn-b from the eastern part of the uk, south of scotland, east of wales and west of france, englishmen were usually found sh-gging sheep in mediavel times, but because there was no fine for sh-gging a sheep, welshmen used to steal sheep and if they got caught they would say they were going to sh-g it to prevent them from being fined, hence why the welsh are sometimes known as “sheepsh-ggers” englishmen believe that they are better than any other country in the uk when in fact they are not. englishmen have many different accents because they are so argument-tive they couldnt decide on one accent. the scots,welsh and irish usually hate the english because of theyre smugness they are usually chavvy and take drugs.
person 1-” look at that smug chavvy b-st-rd wearing baggy clothes and sh-gging a sheep”
person 2-“thats my brother you pr-ck”
person 1-“oh you must be the englishmen family thats just moved here then”
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