enhappify
1: to enhance one’s happiness.
2: to exponentially increase one’s mood in a velocitous manner.
3: the state of being that males reach immediately after viewing a pair of attractive female br–sts, regardless of the males’ previous mood.
enhappified:
4: the state of being, either concurrent or remembered, that is validized through the retelling of the event that caused said state to occur.
1: james: “i am a jerk today. i hate everything.”
jessica: “i present to you some br–sts. please, enhappify yourself.
james: “i am now enhappified.”
2: james: “yesterday, jessica revealed to me her br–sts of magnificence, and i was thusly enhappified.”
george: “i now loathe your every internal organ.”
james: “i emplore you to deny indulging in such feelings.”
3: george: “this morning, i was so priveleged as to have been summarily exposed to jessica’s most succulent of mammary glands, and my feelings of hatred towards your inner workings has been thusly squelched.
james: “were you vastly enhappified through your experience?”
george: “i was enhappified to a state beyond any previously perceived plateau, my heteros-xual male companion. beyond any previously perceived plateau.”
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