Enlightened English Teacher Syndrome


the more an english teacher preaches living life and talks about it, the more work s/he seems to give and the less s/he seems to have lived life.
english teacher: cl-ss, go home this weekend and write a ten page report about carpe diem.
cl-ss: f-ck! she’s got enlightened english teacher syndrome

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