Enmanuel
enmanuel is you’re typical lazy cuban who enjoys skateboarding, rocking out on his guitar, and hanging with his buddies. he’s a pretty good looking guy, though most people would either describe guys as super hot or b-tt-ugly. he likes the good kind of rock and not the cr-ppy rock people usually listen to nowadays. he always seems to look bored, but that’s just how his face looks. he doesn’t talk much in big groups b-tt once you get him started on playing around, he doesn’t stop and often dry humps his guy friends as a joke. his friends find him hilarious and fun to hang with. he’s the type of guy you’d never get tired of. if you ever meet a guy like him, it would be wise not to let him escape.
person 1: “hey man your a pretty cool guy, what’s your name?”
enmanuel: “enmanuel. what’s your na-”
-person 1 pulls out a giant net and captures enmanuel-
enmanuel: “wait! where are you taking me?”
person 1: “hahaha! your mine now!”
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