ENS
a hip abbreviation for evolution by natural selection that evolutionary biologists use in a hopeless attempt to sound cool.
bio student: yo, dawg. thinking of writing my dissertation on ens.
other student: shut the h-ll up.
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empty nest syndrome. occurs when a child is about to leave home for the first time and parent begins to realize what it will be like to not have kids around.
mom: my babies are all growing up!!! :'(
kid: you’re showing signs of ens
erect nipple syndrome. caused by arousal/low temperatures.
“in the freezing cold changing room, it was easy to see she had ens”
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