ensenada enema
usually occurs, whether on purpose or by mistake, after a night of dos equis and jose cuervo. when engaged in -n-l s-x, instead of c-mming in, on or around your partner you suprise them by shooting a steady stream of urin into their -n-s. this may or may not be coupled with a full blown golden shower.
last cinco de mayo i got so waisted i bought a hooker and ended up giving her the ensenada enema. she liked it so much and i had to pee so badly that it turned into an all-out golden shower.
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