ENSIGNED


primarily, when your boss has s-x with your wife or girlfriend, but can be used for anyone who you know who has s-x with your wife or girlfriend.

derived from sen. john ensign of nevada, who was having s-x with the wife of one of his friends, who also was a staff worker for sen ensign. when the friend found out, ensign fired him.
my buddy “ensigned” me by having s-x with my girlfriend the other night.

i just found out my boss has “ensigned” me for months now with my wife, and when i found out, the jerk fired me!

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