enterprise code
a derogatory term for program code that is ridiculously verbose and difficult to read and edit, characterized by grossly abusing the myriad of features available for a given language when a much simpler and more elegant solution is obvious. derived from the horrible code that the employees of large, bureaucratic companies write for the sake of busy work and/or tormenting coworkers.
john spent eight hours writing 471 lines of java enterprise code, importing thirteen libraries and carefully crafting three factory cl-sses to accomplish a task that could just as easily be done with ten lines of python. a hard day’s pay earned.
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