envelope

an ancient device to keep paper internets safe when transferring information at 3 to 5 bits per hour across the earth.
steve: i need to send this piece of internets to my friend unka mika in cameroon asap! what do i do?
linda: i have some envelopes in my floor safe with other antiquities. i’ll sell you one for 50 bucks.
you lick it. it is shoved in your slot.
weeee, s-xual innuendo time! envelope! whipped cream! pipe cleaners!
to -j-c-l-t- between a woman’s -sscheeks and hold together until they’re stuck shut.
after i gave her the envelope her sh-t got stuck up her -sshole, it was hilarious.
another meaning for alright.
if translated in spanish it would mean sobres. sobres is as a slang word for alright, in spanish.

spanish: sobres ahi estare.

english translation: alright i’ll be there.

english translation w/ envelopes: envelopes i’ll be there.
a s-xual technique where the p-n-s is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope.

similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the p-n-s.
before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my c-ck
a overly skinny, pale, white female. most likely a scenester, but exceptions do apply (see ellen page).
me: “man, i got a cellular text message from rebecca”
friend: “oh, is that so? do you plan on having s-xual intercourse with her?”
me: “no sir, that b-tch is a total envelope”
v-g-n-, opening of the v-g-n-
you need to clean your envelope p-ssy

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