eoidfj
when you stretch your p-n-s out, and tie it in a knot so the blood flow is cut off. then you stick in in ice water so it gets really really numb, and then u lay it flat on a counter, get a butcher knife, and chop about 3 inches off of it, but there will be no blood flow because you already cut off the circulation when you tied it in a knot. then you untie it, and the built up blood pressure will cause your b-lls to explode and also the second half of your d-ck, and then u collect all the pieces, put it in a blender along with the blood and ball sack juices, puree it, and then feed it to your girlfriend while she licks your little stump where your p-n-s should be.
“dude, my eoidfjing session last night was so hot!”
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