EP mobile


a crazy mini van usally filled with a bunch of people stuck in a 7 person car. usually drivin by elephant pig because everyone else is wasted. also usually blowing stop signs and driving on the wrong side of the road. the ep mobile makes many stops during the night usually at cl-ssy fast food establishments such as taco bell to feed the hungry travelers. getting ep mad can result in injuries to his own mini van such as dropkicking and punching. when ep leaves the mobile it could result in grand theft auto or he could just get locked out. it could be a peaceful night in the mobile or someone could get naked.
guy’s we dont have a ride.
let’s call ep and ask him to take his mini van.
dude it’s the ep mobile respect it.

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