Epark Sin
an epark sin is a sin that is known to every religion(including islam!). these sins are so bad and evil that they have been given the name epark sin to show there evilness is of a epark pruportion.
epark sins cannot be forgiven….only fixed.
some examples of an epark sin are:
believing woman are equal to men-
being a muslim who supports manchester united-
not believing that the beatles are the best band on the planet….even better than slayer!-
listning to bring me the horizon-
being emo-
epark sins….=very bad things
mark did you see brazy listning to bring me the horizon at lunch?
shaneyeh…i think he was doing it on perpose..?:/
….chuck norris epark sin! destroy thee!
mark……detention
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