epbrodemic
an epbrodemic is an overwhelming presence of bros in a concentrated area. originally thought to be an infectious strain of lacrossis, the epbrodemic virus has spread accross the nation’s campuses like the plague. p-ssed along from male to male through a process known as “icing,” the virus causes several symptoms in the infected:
-wearing of wide, flat brimmed baseball caps from teams they don’t really give a sh-t about
-absorbing large amounts of liquid protein after aggresively lifting a barbell, twice.
-lack of sleeves.
-getting drunk off of sh-tty beer.
-hitting on “b-tches.”
-general douche-ness.
“all of the hipsters were wiped out in the epbrodemic”
“i cannot refill my solo cup at the keg due to the line caused by the epbrodemic”
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