epen0s


what grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.
john: my dual 4ghz pentium 4s just arrived! as soon as ups delivers my water cooling system i’m gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

mark: what were you saying? i was busy having s-x and not worrying about my epen0s.

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