epic fail noob
a person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.
i.e. i was playing halo 3 on xbox with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point —-ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. this, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.
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