Epic Movie


a synonym for suckiness or sh-ttiness (yes, the movie was that bad). something that sucks or is r-t-rded.
dude, your last girlfriend was fine until she turned stalker, sh-t her pants in cl-ss, and went all epic movie.

don’t buy that car duane, it has epic movie written all over it.

i’ll never get into college. my sat scores were epic movie.

britney spears had a career ’til she went all epic movie.

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a terrible movie that would have been more aptly named: epic fail!
joey: did you see epic movie?
nick: more like epic fail!
upcoming 2007 “comedy” film that puts my faith in humor very low.
“epic movie looks like a piece of cr-p.”
another piece of sh-t spoof that just has riduculas characters, why not have real actors instead of fake actors playing as the actors like they were crazy ppl. sma eas the x men, why can’t they get ian mckellen playing magneto instead some other old guy dressed up like it was a f-cking halloween party.
epic movie is a piece of sh-t, bad stunt doubles like when the lion was fighting the witch it was some asian kid. jokes suck, too much breakdancing oh god it was like watching you got served but this sucks alot worst. and the scene where “captian jack sparrow arrives” and the white b-tch would be wearing a davey jones mask and then starts another break dance. these jokes are unexplainable and unfunny. don’t watch it.
don’t get me wrong, i love parodies but this was pretty cr-ppy. it had little humor and was more for the 11 – 13 age group.
i love scary movie, mad tv, and other parodies but epic movie was boring as sh-t.

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