epic wank
when you’ve been spanking the monkey for an hour or more, doing your hand mantra and exceptional kamasutra to almost, almost, almost.. ..and then finally release a load so great it’s almost comparable to s-x – this is what we call an epic w-nk.
-i just had the most epic w-nk last night, to some epic xxx.
-the moment of which my tremendous load shot through the c-n-l of my p-n-s and shot out after the two hours of holding it in can only be described as absolute bliss, nothing like taking a p-ss.
–shooting out the biggest load-. wow. what an epic w-nk.
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