epicologist
one who dedicates his career in the studies of epicness. these people often are cool, and awesome, and make quite a bit of money.
if you ever run into an epicologist the best things to do are:
a) shake their hand
b) hug them (regardless of their s-x)
c) give them more money as they need to become even more epic
how to identify a epicologist:
there is no way to identify a epicologist, for they are to god-like to identify.
examples of an epicologist are:
neil bohr due to one of his quotes
neo from the matrix
stewy from family guy
and many others.
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