EpicOwnage


this is the user name of one of the greatest online poker players in the history of the internet. he has won countless hands using raw skill. he is best known for the ownage he has delivered on jmmmm.
“flop comes 10,j,q of diamonds, jmmmm goes all in. epicownage calls. jmmmm shows 7,2 off suit, epicownage shows a,k diamonds. epicownage wins”

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