epidermes


the s-xiest part of the body. commonly mistaken for love handles, the epidermes is situated on the waist just above the hip. it is located on the sides of a person.
“d-mn, marci has a s-xy epidermes”
“her epidermes was so soft, it got me h-rny”
“just looking at that epidermes makes me shiver”

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