epidermisologist
1. a fict-tious doctor who specializes in the treatment of ailments concerning the outmost layer of human skin.
2. what most of the english-speaking world incorrectly thinks epidemiologists are.
vivian: so, what do you do for a living?
justin: i’m an epidemiologist.
vivian: oh, you’re an epidermisologist? one of those skin doctors?! can you give me a discount on laser treatments?
justin: … um, no.
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