epismetology


from a steve miller song, “enter maurice”, which uses the words “sweet words of epismetology”. it was probably a misheard version of “pizmotality”, a word coined in 1954 by vernon green of the medallions. “pizmotality” meant words so secret they can only be revealed to a lover. see “pompatus”.
“my dearest darling, come closer to maurice so i can whisper sweet words of epismetology in your ear and speak to you of the pompatus (pompitous) of love” (from “enter maurice”, by steve miller)

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