Epissphemy
noun
1.) the sudden realization that your bladder will explode.
2.) waking up after a long night of partying and realizing that you have p-ssed your pants.
dude, i’m sorry i left all of a sudden. i had an ep-ssphemy.
after the party was over and everybody went home, i decided to go to sleep. when i woke up the next afternoon, i had an ep-ssphemy.
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