epitarting


a woman who pretends to have an epileptic fit to get out of a difficult situation
chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant

chelsea: (on phone) omg i got caught having it away with andy last night

friend: omg what happened, did he throw you out?

chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the f-cking mug

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