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• eplaining

  a continuous b-tch session carried out via email. similar to complaining. janie kept on eplaining about how much she hated sara this morning…i got nothing done.

• awkward mel

  use two hands and lift them about temple high and move them foward and backward mildly from temple to ear melissa instructs a guy to lift something off the scanner and instead signals a plane to land. this is then known as the awkward mel

• awkward stops

  a mainly androgenous friend who likes to play with b-lls of multiple colors and loves to eat macaroni. there are so many awkward stops in my gym cl-ss that i dont even know what to do with myself; they panic every time we engage in a friendly game of dodgeball.

• Awkward Whale

  a branch of the awkward animal series (awkward turtle, awkward eel etc…) in the middle of a party, if an awkward situation arises, lie on the floor and thrash around for a few seconds. it should soon make it obvious that you are finding something a bit awkward. he’s totally awkward whale-ing.

• bazz-yong

  the bong sitting behind your bed. usually made of acrylic, gl-ss, or sh-t you find in your garage. how long is it gonna take you to load that bazz-yong, levi?

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