epk
real man,toughest strongest of group or specimen
the handsome one out of those three champions is by far the most cunning,caring,smart,tough, raw, bad-ss person known to mankind. b-ssicly an epk
epk is an acronym for “electronic press kit”.
electronic press kits are packages a group, film crew, musician/band sends as a digital package to advertise and give insight into projects. one of the most common uses is in describing a half–ssed dvd featurette that’s nothing but fluff and worthless compliments from the cast and crew.
the bonus stuff on the dvd only contained throw-away epk features. wait for the special edition.
emergency period kit.
typically kept in a woman’s purse at all time incase her or her friend get’s her period unexpectedly. an epk usually contains about three tapons and four or five maxi pads.
jessica: “oh shoot, i think i just had my period.”
dianne: “don’t worry, i have my epk in my purse.”
jessica: “thanks dianne, you’re a real life-saver.”
dianne: “no problem, i’m always prepared.”
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