epoch failure
a failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.
john: while rolling last night i tried to pull off a flying armbar but i ended up missing it and landing on my head.
jane: wow…epic failure.
john: to make it worse i sharded myself when i hit the ground.
jane: what?! epoch failure!!
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