epon


1. one who practices the art of pimping out bicycles, ravaging man-c-ck, and playing trailer park tyc–n.

2. an irreversible mistake.
don’t be such an epon
in the nigerian dialect, the word means scr-t-m b-lls
“epon” bobo yen tobi means ‘that guy has big b-lls’

“epon” lo poju ni party yen jare’ means ‘they party was full of guys
former owner of sepwich, now owner of www.eponisdumb.com
oi, i heard this epon fella’ is mighty fine in bed. much better than that ninj0r fella’.
one-half of the moast epic of all yaoi pairings ever: epon/ninja. although claims of dominance are disputed, seme!epon has widespread vocal support (informally known as squee) among weeaboo fangirls and is crossplayed regularly at anime conventions worldwide.
from the secret files of dr. franz bonaparta:

“the ninja is unnamed and therefore innumerable. thus, epon/ninja is, at heart, an adversarial relationship between ident-ty and lack thereof; the eponymous singularity versus an anonymous multiplicity. as my experiments have clearly demonstrated, anonymity will always triumph, surely as nothingness eventually subsumes being.”
1. one who practices the art of pimping out bicycles, ravaging man-c-ck, and playing trailer part tyc–n.

2. an irrevesible mistake.
don’t be such an epon.
is not really better than ninja. just likes to think so. ;p
ninja is better than epon.
owner of sepwich and ess software… he’s better then ninja.
dude, that one dude named epon is better then that antidude named ninja fo sho.

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