Epoophany

the phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. a little bit like the eureka moment famously experienced by archimedes.
archimedes: …and so it just came to me in an ep–phany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! eureka!

archimedes’ chum: you should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.
the sudden and imparitive urge to take a m-ssive sh-t.
jenny: “mother f-cking d-mn sh-t! i’m in the midst of an ep–phany.”
jack: “hurry! find a bathroom before your intestines explode!”
jenny: “can’t. go. any. further.” -sh-ts in the street-
a sudden realization or “moment of clarity” you have while sitting on the toilet.
(coming out of the bathroom) “omg! i just had an ep–phany!”
the act of having a sudden intuitive leap of understanding all while dropping a deuce.
joe: dude what took you so long?
nate: i’m really sorry man, but i was taking this m-ssive dump and it just came to me.
joe: wait what do you mean man?
nate: i’m….i’m… muslim
joe: wow man! you sh-t so hard you had an ep–phany!
nate: wow dude! praise be allah
having an epiphany while taking a dump
“oh sh-t i just had an ep–phany!” (no pun intended)
a sudden “brilliant” realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you’ve shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).
“john had a really embarr-ssing ep–phany in math cl-ss yesterday; he thought he’d figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole cl-ss.”
to experience a sudden and striking realization while on the toilet.
i’ve been racking my brain trying to find a solution to our problem. then, while on the toilet, i had an ep–phany.. the answer is, more cowbell!