eporniphany
an epiphany while watching p-rn
dude 1: ‘hey dude 2 i had the biggest ep-rniphany last night’
dude 2: ‘oh yeah dude 1 what was it about?’
dude 1: ‘my dream of becoming a pastry chef will never be reached’
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