Epressed
to have lack of, slow or intermitent internet connection.
this word sums up the emotional state of a person when they have to endure early 90’s internet speeds, unreliability and scarcity.
e-pression is a state most common in; deep rural areas, teens in questionable internet cafes, and most adults working in tiny offices where the it dept consists of a guy called jeff and a trusty broom used to switch servers on and off.
jeff: sorry tom the servers are down, it’s gonna take an hour or so to re-boot.
tom: dude, i’ve got a presentation that needs to be emailed through now.
jeff: sorry dude, nothing i can do.
tom: can’t believe i’m being epressed again, i hate this office!!!
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