epstein
to have s-x with three (usually female) 16-year-olds at once.
did you hear kyle pulled an epstein last night? what a pimp!
when you are banging a girl from behind and right when you are about to c-m, you take out your p-n-s smack her in the back of the head and c-m in her ear
ian was banging daves mom and pulled an epstein b/c she wasn’t behaving earlier.
1. (v) to creep or bother others, regardless of s-x
2. (v) to torment people with your m-ssive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the sh-t when clearly you’re not.
3. (n) to be a complete and utter f-g that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag
4. (n) a weed-smoking, sungl-ss-wearing, queefing thunderp-ssy
example 1
a: dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?
b: let me guess, an epstein?
a: yeah. he also added the other 2,300 people in our cl-ss on the same night. what a thunderp-ssy!
example 2
a: did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?
b: yeah, he’s the local epstein. he probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. what a thunderp-ssy!
an unwanted person, the “karen” or your friends according to dane cook
social fruitfly karen -sshole loser
a: why is he here?
b: ugh he’s such an epstein
to sh-t uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to sh-t your pants
“hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party.”
“dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein”
or
“when the cop gave me that sobriety test i swear i almost pulled an epstein.”
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