equal opportunity enjoyer
an equal opportunity enjoyer is one who has no issues with s-x, height, race, religion, hair color, tattoos, piercings, etc. and enjoys any and all based on their “inner qualities”.
dave is an equal opportunity enjoyer. i’ve seen him with tall, short, heavy, skinny, cross-eyed, etc. he appears to enjoy them all the same.
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