Equifucked
pr-nounced: e·qui·fuct/ˌēkwiˈf-cked/
when presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
example 1.
buddy: “hum sh-tty poo, this f-cking bus is never going to turn up is it. 🙁 we could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? or we could accept the lift from pychosteve in his ice cream van?”
guy: “f-ck knows, we’re equif-cked!!”
example 2.
at the end of a long days boozing and perving c-nt-of-the-gang was equif-cked. t-ts or chips? he asked himself. to peruse one would result in the loss of the other.
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