equigasm
an -rg-sm experienced by a woman while riding a horse. her position astride her mount opens her legs to an extent not conventional in everyday activities, and will spread her v-lv- to a significant degree. the pressure from the upper body compacts the v-lv-l area against the saddle, allowing a certain amount of enjoyable stimulation which is not easily noticeable to observers. the rider can discreetly obtain cl-toral stimulation by making contact with the rear of the pommel of the saddle in the trot, and by sliding the v-lv- forward and backwards in the canter or gallop. the opportunity to obtain relatively discreet s-xual satisfaction while horse riding often attracts highly s-xed women to hunting.
the flush of a woman’s cheeks on achieving -rg-sm in this way is sometimes detected by an experienced rider of either s-x, and if they are on close or friendly terms, it is not uncommon to hear the quiet call, “tell the groom he won’t need saddle soap this evening!”
“whoa, henrietta, henrietta, are you ok? you seemed to having difficulty controlling banger when you rode ahead of the field master just now? not sure he was too pleased by that.”
“oh dear, was it that obvious? i wasn’t really out of control but i was having the most delicious equigasm and didn’t want to stop!”
“tell the groom he won’t need saddle soap this evening! another time, best to get to the back of the field and hold hard until you’ve calmed down a bit, unless you want to meet me in your lorry when we get second horses?”
“the last time i was sh-gged in the back of a box i had to explain the horse sh-t on the back of my coat to mummy when i got home, so i think i’ll give that one a miss nicholas, thanks all the same.”
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