Equipment
it is the entire male package. we’re talking the nuts and bolt, the twig and berries, the c-ck and b-lls.
brandon: “hey have you heard all the talk about dan’s incredible member?”
lee: “yeah, why is such good equipment wasted on a f-cking mormon?”
have a guess! duh!
i have sophisticated equipment thats well hard
the male genitals, the p-n-s, scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s
he claims his equipment was slimy because he didn’t -j-c-l-t- very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.
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