Erect Nipples
an early-warning system deployed by women to indicate a) they are feeling cold or b) they are feeling h-rny. the skill lies in the interpretation.
if you see a woman with erect nipples try asking: “are those two frozen peas in your bra or would you like me to f-ck you?”
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where your f-cking cold or you have the gay–ss goose b-mps, your nipples get f-cking hard and pointy. sometimes called pointy toys.
man 1 “dude did you see that sl-t with the pointy toys?” man 2 “yeah you could see them through her white wet shirt!”
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