Erection Bomber
when you’re jacking off and an unexpected unexciting event comes by. like a family member calling you, or your phone ringing, your boss or co-worker asking you wtf you are doing so long in the toilets. an erection bomber will ruin your erection, and therefore, your entire session.
-what the h-ll are you doing in the toilets? it’s been almost a half an hour dammit!
-f-ck you bernard! you’re such a f-cking erection bomber!
– well, it’s not bernard actually… and for the record, you’re suspended -sshole!
-oh f-ck!
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