erection deflection
the state of matter in which you are called up to the board in cl-ss with an erection. in a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake b–bs.
i was able to pull of the erection deflection in my english cl-ss.
1 more definition
when something or someone causes you to lose your pleasure or ruins your enjoyment. going from happy or laughing to immediately sad or depressed.
the teacher’s homework was a total erection deflection. taylor has been a real erection deflection lately. enos, why are you such an erection deflection? oh man your girlfriend is cheating on you, what an erection deflection.
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