erection ring
slightly less risqué way to say “c-ck ring.” device that fits around p-n-s and/or t-st-cl-s and has a semi-tourniquet function to hold erections longer.
“some drugstore. where the h-ll do they keep the c-ck rings?”
“shhhh.”
“where the h-ll do they keep the erection rings?”
“h-ll if i know. try ‘adult pleasures’ or ‘family planning.'”
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