erection vampire
is a woman that is either so annoying or physically unattractive she would not only never give you an erection, she steals future erections at a later unspecified times just by existing.
guy 1.)”d-mn, that chick is so annoying just knowing her makes me think ill never get it up again.”
guy 2.) “yeah, i know bro.. she is a total erection vampire.”
“i am sorry baby, this never happens, must have been that erection vampire cause i am pushin’ rope.”
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