Erectionitis
where you cant get your erection to go away even after you’ve had gratuitous amounts of s-xual intercourse of which you came 2x still have a hard on and a hand/bl-wj-b wont even fix it nor will masturbating yourself. and when you sleep you wake up n its still there.
i have erectionitis ive had this b-n-r for 7 hours now 🙁
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