Eric Bristow
eric bristow was a famous darts player in the 1980’s – the definition of an eric bristow is a s-x act performed to mirror the cl-ssic pose of the sportsman on the oche and he lines up a dart.
the woman or gay man has to get down on their knees, close one eye, poke their tongue out towards the -n-s as in r-mm-ng but the twist is the right or left hand reaches around the hips and hold the p-n-s like a dart -slowly w-nking it off.. hence ‘
would you please do me an eric bristow love!’
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