eriotic table of elements
1. s-xual chart origianlly derived from ‘the periodic table of elements’. developed to display and cl-ssify kinky/eroitic behaviors. rare elements including mustache ride, b–st–lity, fire crotch, and the precious dirty sanchez. the invention is generally credited to drew & maranda.
2. revolution of the scientific and s-xual world.
wow, the eriotic table of elements have really enlightened my s-xual knowlegde!
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