Erlection
an erection related to the elections.
1.) when one’s so obsessed with the outcome of the elections that no newsspot can p-ss him without him ending all conversations and listening to it.
2.) when one’s not even able to get a hard-on without thinking of his supported delegate so he has to think of him/her before making love.
1.)
a: …anyway, i haven’t seen you in ages, how’s everything goin’?
b: will you excuse, mate, i’ve eavesdropped something about hillary on cnn
2.)
girl: heyy, boo, i’m so in the mood for a little romance… -hugging&kissing- why dont we take this off, baby?
guy: -mumbling- obama, obama, obama, obamaaaaaaaaahh -he just had an erlection and a hillarygasm one after the other-
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