erm


i word used commonly to fill awkward sp-ce in conversations
i erm, ran over my car with your cat.

…erm, what?
awkward sp-ce filler used in tense or boring conversations
dude: wanna go bowling?
dudette:i can’t as my mother recently died when she tripped over my father, killing him, who fell on my cat mr. tiddles, crushing him flat. all my other relatives then died of shock.
dude:erm….wow…tommorow?
huh?
george bushe’s favourite saying
`whats the president of england’
`erm’
`how old are you president bush’
`erm’
an irish saying for ummm
ermmmm….i think so
erm is a word which erm people who erm engage their mouths before their erm brains say a lot.
“excuse me, erm, do you know the way to erm, thingy road?”
a word used whenever one feels insecure or unsure about a situation, person or place in order to create a more comfortable atmosphere.
conversation example:

person 1: “whats up?”
person 2: “nothing.”

-akward silence-

person 1: “erm.”
person 2: “that’s much better. let’s go buy some fish.”

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