erotic aquarium
this is the act of putting the tip of your p-n-s into a condom and filling it with urine and then jacking off (or preferably having a girl…or guy if that’s your preference, do it for you) into it. voila! millions of little white fishies swimming around in a tank full of golden liquid.
dude, i went over to cindy’s house the other night and we made an erotic aquarium.
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