Eroticasaurus
americas s-xiest dinosaur
did you know that the eroticasaurus had to catch and make love with over 1000 kilograms of s-xy dinosaurs every hour to continue breathing due to its respiratory system being directly linked to its reproductive organs?
no i didn’t know that, thank you television’s bill nye.
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